The “SCHLONG” of it all…OR how size and how much sex matters when, as a male, you fear that people will notice you lack MACHISMO!
This emasculated male, the guy who is begging the world to notice that he is THE SCHLONG MASTER OF THE WORLD, this insecure man, is running for President. All he seems to be concerned with is the “SCHLONG” SIZE of other men, and how other men should and could have the power to use their “SCHLONG,” anyway and anytime they so desire. He fears his tiny crowd sizes, his tiny hands, and apparently his tiny “SCHLONG”!
US presidential election updates: Stars turn out for Harris while Trump tells story about Arnold Palmer’s ‘anatomy’. In the battleground of Pennsylvania, Trump escalated his personal attacks on Harris, calling her a “shit vice-president”. The Republican candidate had billed the event as the start of his final argument to voters but quickly went off script with a long story about Arnold Palmer that included remarks about the genitalia of the late golfing legend. (The Guardian)
With little more than two weeks left in the presidential election campaign, Saturday Night Live’s Colin Jost is thoroughly baffled by Donald Trump’s closing message. Particularly, the “Weekend Update” co-anchor didn’t understand why Trump would say that former film producer Harvey Weinstein, who was accused of sexual assault by over 80 women and sentenced to prison, had gotten “schlonged.”
“So in that story, he thinks Harvey Weinstein’s the one who got schlonged?” Jost asked after burying his head in his hands. “By the way, I never need to hear anyone ever say ‘schlonged’ again.” (Daily Beast)
