Wednesday, May 15, 2019

AL-A-Bamm-EEEE

On Tuesday, May 14, 2019, the Nation/State of Alabama still a part of the Confederacy, passed a no EXCLUSION anti-abortion law, which makes no exception to rape or incest. So in the Confederate Nation/State of Alabama, home of Jeffry Sessions and Roy Moore, if you are daddy’s little girl daddy can have two little girls, you and his granddaughter which will really be his second daughter. If your brother just can’t no satisfaction from fornicating with the livestock, he can take off his overalls and pork his sister, or maybe he has an Oedipus Complex and he can swoon and croon and screw his mother. Just imagine what nuclear family that would make.

And just for good time's sake, in the Confederate Nation/State of Alabama, some random sleaze bag guy can break into your house, find you tempting as a pork rind on a BBQ and have intercourse at his leisure. You don’t have to ask him to help name your baby, but you sure as hell are gonna keep it. And you might even reap the reward of a few STD’s along the way.

Now the Republican Governor of the Confederate Nation/State of Alabama (remember their leader in the White House declared he could touch ladies’ private parts whenever he wants to…or at least pay $140K to do so), most likely will sign that bill because after all his Jesus loves the fetus, but anyone else is just dressing. The GOP say most likely that this bill will be challenged, but what the fuck, try anyway. 

The scariest thing about this whole shit hole Handmaids Tale is that all of the states so far which have redefined women as chattel are hoping that enough of their outrageous and misogynistic laws will force the issue of a woman and the right to her own body to be taken up by the Supreme Court! (And remember this, you got two DUDES sitting on that court accused of sexual harassment, and two other DUDES who think that New Testament Biblical Law usurps the Constitution. I wonder if, with all of the tariff’s in place, the red dresses and white caps, will be made in China, or maybe back on the plantations which are certain to rise again in the Confederate Nation/State of Alabama!