Tuesday, May 7, 2019

The Human Centipede


Two pretty but ditsy American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany, they end up alone at night and when their car breaks down, they take shelter in an isolated villa. They wake in the morning to find themselves in a makeshift hospital along with a Japanese man. Here they meet a psychotic German surgeon whose life-long fantasy is to connect humans together via their gastric systems. The film tells the story of a German surgeon who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede", a conjoined triplet. (The Human Centipede, First Sequence/by Tom Six)  To even understand the weird machinations and imagination of a writer, whose theme centers around conjoining three people, whose total existence is to be nothing but a mouth a stomach and an anus, at first thought a huge insect, if you will, is disturbing, but its JUST a movie, RIGHT…that was then and this IS now, and the idea of one large bug created by a mad man via many people is not too far-fetched! The popularity of this movie, I believe this movie has already added three more sequences, with each new version adding at least one or two more people. A society of centipedes, hard to imagine at one time, but in the Age of Trump, just one more nauseating nuance with dire consequences!

Centipede 2019: Putin, has discovered an old abandoned Nazi laboratory, back in the year 2010, or even maybe earlier! A simpleton with a large ego, small hands but a huge mouth is being wined and dined in Moscow, with promises of real-estate in the capital city of Moscow, Eastern Promises, suggested profit, huge money being laundered and no taxes or restrictions, join the enemy and fuck the United States, after all, Putin reminds Trump, you have no allegiance to anything or anyone but yourself! Your daughter can be a Princess, and the two stupid sons can remain stupid, but no will call them names, Putin states, because I own Russia. After partying with Russian Agents acting as Prostitutes, enjoying a golden shower, influenced by not only dreams of billions but drugged and drunk, trump is prepped and as in the movie The Centipede, Trump’s already big mouth is widened and awaiting the next victim’s ass to be inserted. One by one other are sought out whose disloyalty to this nation is surpassed by their need for authoritarian power, and the venom regurgitated by Trump.

Centipede 2019 we have Trump’s mouth  connected to Pence’s ass, Pence’s mouth connected to Jared’s ass, Jared’s mouth connected to McConnell’s ass, McConnell’s mouth connected to Barr’s ass, a perfect creation from despot to douchebag to dictator to deranged and the demented and everything coming out of the mouth of William Barr’s mouth is filled with bowel droppings, slimy diarrhea, Gerd, the heinous, farts made from tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane combined with hydrogen sulfide and ammonia. The monster scientist, Putin, first thought he could create his own Trumpenstein, but that required a human with room for a brain, so being the insidious sinister craftsman of chaos, Putin realized it was easier to combine the Executive, Legislative, Justice Departments as one Compromised agent, and for fun throw in a disposable family member.

Think this IS just a wild rant…look closely at how our government is operating, and try naming what IT is that is controlling the fate of our freedoms!