Thursday, May 30, 2019

CONUNDRUM

CO·NUN·DRUMa confusing and difficult problem or question. a question asked for amusement, typically one with a pun in its answer; a riddle.
VEXED(of a problem or issue) difficult and much debated; problematic. annoyed, frustrated, or worried.
EYES WIDE OPENknowing that there could be many problems in a situation
EYES WIDE SHUTIn Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, there is a dreamlike quality to the entire movie. You are in the middle of a dream, but one from which you can't look away.

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICEMonday, October 16, 2000, The indictment or criminal prosecution of a sitting President would unconstitutionally undermine the capacity of the executive branch to perform its constitutionally assigned functions.
Article I, Section 9,Clause 8. Text. No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

PAS·SIVE-AG·GRES·SIVEof or denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of others and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, or misplacing important materials.

WHAT THE FUCKA phrase said to state that one is in total disbelief or confusion as to what has happened, or what is happening.

FIRECall it what you want, define it as you may, but be afraid, very afraid, because a guy just lit the theater on fire, actually shouted fire, as he ambled out of the theater, locking the doors behind him. The audience in the theater hemmed and hawed, some said they smelled smoke, others said they paid good tickets to see the show. All the people saw the man get out of his seat, as he held a chain and lock in his hand, shouting fire. Some laughed and said no one could be that evil, other giggled saying he was just a clown, some began to worry, was a madman on the loose! The smoke began to smother the high ceiling of the theater. First, the smoke embraced the balcony, but they were just peons who paid peanuts for their seats, should they go or stay? Then the smoke drifted to the back of the theater, some of the audience began to choke and gag, maybe this clown was more the madman than a joker. Finally, the smoke waned and wandered to the First-Class Seats, the ultra-expensive seats. All of the wealthy patrons heard shouts and screams, but after all, they were the wealthy donors and their money made them safe. Eventually, the smoke was so thick and the air too dense, and everyone began to look for an escape…got to wonder what happened next. Oh, yeah, the guy who shouted fire got in a Russian made limo and left the scene!