Thursday, November 17, 2022

DUMMIES

 Ventriloquism will add a new addition come this January 2023.  We have all been accustomed to a person sitting on a chair with a dummy on his or her knee, and if the person is really good, we amaze at how we never see his or her lips move as the wooden dummy speaks to us! How talented we think, to throw your voice, almost never move your lips, and yet this inanimate object made from wood seems to be doing all the talking! WOW-WHEE!

 

But the concept of a person and dummy will become so yesterday, when January 2023 approaches as the House of Representatives (Honestly it should be renamed The House of Gerrymandering), turns MAGA Red, and Kevin McCarthy certainly becomes Speaker. Look closely America, because if McCarthy (Who has never publicly called January 6 a COUP) is nominated and sworn in as the Speaker of the House, we will witness for the first time, a person has two dummies on his or her lap.

 

Yeppers, we will see a THREE-WAY DUMMY VENTRILOQUIST ACT! It will be TRUMP, moving his lips, as Taylor-Putin-Greene moves her lips, and as we witness Kevin McCarthy pretending it is actually he who is speaking. What now, you say, with great question. Well, it is simple.

 

TRUMP will express his opinions based on nothing but paranoia, fear, fiction, and loathing to Taylor-Putin-Greene, who only seems to read the history books written by TRUMP, who has hold of McCarthy’s balls permitting him to become Speaker. Taylor-Putin-Greene will insist that whatever Fascist, Demagoguery, Bull Shit TRUMP says will become the Priorities for the Republicans as the Majority in the House, or else, Kevin! Kevin, only concerned with his own future, will gladly act the whore for Putin-Greene and TRUMP.

 

Ventriloquism will have its first DUMMY, SITTING ON A DUMMY SITTING ON A DUMMY!