HYPERMASCULINITY. Holy shit, so now men can act like pigs and it is suddenly the testosterone go to. Fearful, freaking out that somehow their balls inside their ball sac might shrink, the go to therapy for insecure males is to hit someone with a golf ball and of course not drink out of a straw.
Trump posts altered video of himself hitting Bruce Springsteen with a golf ball in ongoing feud. (NBC News)
GOP congressman’s reason for refusing to drink out of straws is depressing
The hypermasculinity movement is out of hand. Rep. Tim Burchett’s comment to Fox News about using straws appears to be the latest sign. “I don’t drink out of a straw, brother,” the Tennessee Republican told Fox News when asked to comment on Watters’ anti-straw guidance on Thursday. “That’s what the women in my house do.” (MSNBC)
“One of the reasons you don’t drink from a straw is the way your lips purse,” Watters said on Fox News’ “The Five” at the time. “It’s very effeminate.” (MSNBC)
Manly, masculine, hunter-gatherer, dude, Bro, Brah, avoid such unmanly activities as eating soup in public, crossing their legs and drinking from a straw, among other things.
