“…The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaus…” (Anything Goes/Cole Porter)
Remember when Godzilla was a “BAD MONSTER!” It would run amuck, and all Hell broke loose. But then, suddenly other monsters appeared like Mothra and Gyaos, and “lo and behold,” CIVILIZATION called upon, NO, BEGGED Godzilla to fight them at least for the moment, to SAVE HUMAN EXISTENCE! And remember when The Alien Queen was badass, and she impregnated anyone she could find. And then Predator Creatures, were out for big game hunting, hoping to whoop some human ass for fun! But then The Aliens got carried away with roaming too freely in the universe, and “wham bam, thank you ma’am” humanoids had to hope that The Predator Creatures would become hero’s and fight off even more nasty monsters like the Alien. And even King Kong, started out as TOO BIG TO TAME, kind of creature…only to complete the circle of “you like me, you like me not,” and we asked King Kong to take on Godzilla! (Full Circle, if you will) YES, THAT ALL HAPPENED. (And NO, just because all of those movies are a genre of CREATURE FEATURE, does not mean any of them are NOT real!)
Well, it seems the CREATURES at FOX Noise, have done the kind of about-face, that we had previously only believed was possible by GODZILLA/MOTHRA/THE ALIEN/THE PREDATOR and KING KONG, and they have turned on DEMOCRACY, and have embraced the evil EMPIRE OF PUTIN and his PRIZED PUPPET TRUMP! Now CREATURES like Tucker Carlson, and some of the less INFAMOUS brood of debauchers over at FOX, is telling the People who live under the rocks, or reside deep inside their own anal openings, that somehow Putin is Good, Ukraine is bad, and American Democracy is worse. Yeppers, and Indeed. And if you hear through any grapevine, from the roving douchebags identifying as American Militias about America wanting to intervene in saving a free nation from invasion, then you will somehow also HEAR that in doing so BIDEN is also a bad guy!
OY, what a dilemma for the Trump Cadre of Court Jesters calling themselves Republican Senators. Folks like Cruz and Hawley swear that Putin is doing the right thing for his nation, (Fuck American Style Democracy), BUT Trump shoe lickers and turd collectors of the past, like Little Lindsey, Little Marco, and Moscow Mitch are suddenly all in a snit; going as far as declaring that Tucker Carlson does not have as much access to INTEL as they do, and “PLEASE PAY NO ATTENTION TO HIM!” In real-time, US Senators are pleading with their voters to believe that as SENATORS, the SENATORS have more information than…well…um..a stupid fool like CARLSON.
“…The world has gone mad today
And Democracy’s bad today
And Fascism’s a-okay
And day's night today,
Don’t listen to what we say...until we say it's okay..."
