THE MAGA FASCIST NATIONALIST CHRISTIAN ummm, er, and REPUBLICAN PARTY CONVENTION
Yadda, yadda, yadda. “All hail Heir Trump.” (raised fist, not yet a full-fledged Nazi heil, but still transforming)
Blah, blah, blah, “Our Savior, our gift from Jesus (the non-Jewish Jesus, of course), the Rapist, the Fraudster, the Fondler, the guy for whom Putin goes to for Top Secret Information.
More, Yadda, more blahs and some Lies, lies, lies. Our wounded warrior, the guy who took bullets from an AR weapon of war and only had enough of a wound for which a used Tampon was necessary to cover up the cover-up.
And now we present the Eunuch who has transformed himself into one of the second-best con artists, an artist of hypocrisy, a man who demands you forget his past comments, because back then he had not aspired to the office of VP, now, knowing full well, that his pretend Lord and Savior is actually old and feeble and gonna die sooner than later. The guy who believes that the more battered and bruised the wife, the better that marriage will be, and if the kids get to watch the husband beat up his wife, those kids will certainly become better Christians!
And Wink, wink, wink, our platform will not be anything like Project 2025’s Christian Fascist Sharia plans, because, WINK, WINK, WINK, we know nothing about it, and those so-called Trump Campaign pissants who helped plan do not know Trump nor have his secret cell phone number or a membership to Truth Social. But if we did know ANYTHING about Project 2025 we would say, good luck to them, and since you are only a THINK TANK, go for it, because like Charlottesville there are some good people on both sides…but above all, as we pretend to KNOW NOTHING about Project 2025, we INSIST we will not DISAVOW it or DEMAND it be ended.
And folks here is the good cool aid, and just drink it!
