Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) said that he told his son to “shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,” during an appearance on the Full Send Podcast, released Friday. “My son, who is seven, is in the hotel room with me,” Vance told the podcast about the phone call he got from former President Donald Trump on the first day of the RNC to tell him he was his veep pick. “And he is really into Pokemon cards right now, he’s going through a Pokemon phase... I mean he’s really into it, so he is trying to talk to me about Pikachu and I am on the phone with Donald Trump, I’m like ‘son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,’” (The Daily Beast)
If ya ain’t got kids, you ain’t doing God’s work. If ya got kids, just tell them to shut the hell up cause the real God, Trump, is sending you a divine message from his Orange Heaven. If ya ain’t married, then you ain’t doing God’s work. But if ya marry and you are a white guy, as in the skin tone that matches Jesus of Nazareth, but the gal you marry is not white like Jesus and you, then all you got to say in her defense is she ain’t white, but she is a good mother!
On and on, over and over, be a JD, whatever the fuck name he has chosen for now, and lecture the world around on all of the morals, values, and conscience you NEVER HAD!
